The Time, Please!

When you talk to me, I am interested in hearing what you have to say.  Well, at least as interested as a grumpy old man can be in someone who is not giving me food, money or sex.   But, please be respectful. Get to the point.   I may not have that much time left and I can't spend it listening to you ramble incessantly.

You remind me of the saying,

I ask you what time it is and you tell me how to build a watch.

I don't need to build a watch.  Just tell me the damn time!

Thank you.

Grumpy Old Man