Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Incompetent, Inconsiderate, Broke Salespeople

Our website has a page where customers and prospects can request information about our company and products.  About every other day, some DOPE salesman wastes my time by filling out the form with his (or her) lame, incompetent sales diarrhea.          










Here is an example of what I get:
Om Kumar requested you contact them.
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Email Us Form Completed Om Kumar +91(0)985-364-8077 Message/Question: Dear Sir/Madam,<br><br>I’m Om Kumar, from Grow Web Rank. I would like to disclose some facts about your website. I hope you won’t mind spending only 2-3 minutes to have a look at the following lines:<br> <br>. I found your website listed under the Google sponsored listing for which you pay a significant amount. But sometimes this sponsored listing or PPC creates bidding wars. You pay every time somebody clicks on it. It certainly hurts! Why not try organic SEO for your website and boost its growth?<br><br>. In PPC, you may get the sales but only after paying a certain amount every time and if you stop paying, then the sales will be vanished soon. But in SEO, leads and sales won't vanish even if you stop paying. Hence, make sure you enjoy this long-term benefit unlike PPC.<br><br>. 90% of users prefer natural results over the sponsored ones because these results are more relevant and valuable. So just imagine how many valuable customers you are losing by not focusing on organic search results.<br><br>By investing a few months in SEO, you can see drastic changes in your website internally and externally. We will show you improvements in your keyword rankings, link popularity, organic traffic and many more.<br><br>When visitors search for your desired keywords, do you want to be seen on the first page of Google, Yahoo and Bing or you are happy with your current position and sales? You can see the more powerful sites over the Internet are having more backlinks . A well planned and executed SEO can make these things happen.<br><br>After reviewing you website www.qspray.com, I noticed some major on-page and off-page issues need to be fixed soon. For more information about your site errors, please respond to my email.<br> <br>Soon after receiving your email, I would be glad to provide you with the detailed analysis report of your website (free of cost) together with our company profile, and client testimonials. If you want, I can call you to discuss more about the same. Please suggest me your best time and number so that I can reach you without disturbing your business hours.<br> <br>I guarantee our team will give you successful results than others. Our main AIM is customer satisfaction. We are not like others. We have limited customers and make it sure they are really happy with our performance. It’s our pleasure that most of our clients remain with us for more than 1 year.<br> <br>You may be interested to do SEO with a Big Company but I can say they are taking money only showing their company brand to customers; otherwise the result part is Zero. Decision is yours.<br> <br>We wish you the best of luck and are looking forward to a long and healthy business relationship with you and your company.<br> <br>If you are not the head of the online marketing of your organization, please forward the email to the concerned person who can get in touch with me.<br><br>Waiting for your positive response…<br> <br>Best Regards,<br>Om Kumar<br>--------------------------------------<br>Business Development Manager<br>Growwebrank Pvt. Ltd.<br>Krushna Enclave<br>Plot No: D-8/B, FLAT NO: 101<br>B.J.B Nagar, Bhubaneswar,Odisha, India<br>E-mail- sales@growwebrank.com<br>Skype/Gtalk: - growwebrank<br>Phone: - 91 (0674) 243-3964, +91(0)985-364-8077
  1. Why would this guy think I would ever consider contacting him?  Even if he were skilled, his rape of my website and time would immediately disqualify him.   Does he have nary a clue that no sane person would attempt to read this crap?

    Sales is an honorable profession that deserves the time and attention to be done well.  This guy doesn't get it.
  2. Quit wasting my time you DOPE (doesn't operate properly in the environment).
- Grumpy Old Man

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